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Post by Ian Cordle on May 15, 2011 14:52:43 GMT
Amazing MSN perfection.
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Post by marblefire on May 15, 2011 21:40:07 GMT
That guy's legit! You should do what he says. I followed his easy steps and now I'm a millionaire!
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Post by Andrew on May 26, 2011 2:10:31 GMT
Chillaxin
Andrew says: (10:08:06 PM) yo yo rib man Andrew says: (10:08:11 PM) what's going down yo yo yo Riblet says: (10:08:22 PM) this sounds suspiciously not like andrew Andrew says: (10:08:46 PM) im werdna Andrew says: (10:08:53 PM) just chillaxin bro Riblet says: (10:08:59 PM) i feel ya bro
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William
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Post by William on May 26, 2011 3:44:43 GMT
I'm scared now
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Post by marblefire on May 26, 2011 22:28:25 GMT
Come on bro, you don't like chillaxin?
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 1, 2011 23:25:36 GMT
A crappy QotD
Seizure: HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR STOOL SOFTENER Seizure: WHEN IT COMES OUT SLOW Seizure: IT HELPS YOU TO GO Seizure: LOOK, OTHER STOOL SOFTENERS ARE INEFFECTIVE, OR IN FACT TOO EFFECTIVE IsraeliRD: too effective = salmonella Seizure: BUT FOR JUST $19.95 YOU CAN HAVE THE PRESSURE RELIEF OF STOOL SOFTENER Seizure: AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Seizure: I WILL DEMO THIS PRODUCT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION Seizure: [technical difficulties]
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Post by Jeff on Jun 1, 2011 23:28:58 GMT
matan, that is just gross, ewwww. Seizure22, that was hilarious! and Matan, the semonella kicked in a few giggles as well
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Post by Andrew on Jun 2, 2011 2:36:39 GMT
LOL Edit: Agility in more ways than oneJeff says: (10:33:09 PM) well Jeff says: (10:33:12 PM) back to agility mode Andrew says: (10:33:46 PM) my agility mode in bed is good Andrew says: (10:33:47 PM) i mean Jeff says: (10:33:53 PM) .__. Jeff says: (10:34:01 PM) thats what she said Andrew says: (10:34:01 PM)
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William
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Post by William on Jun 2, 2011 7:58:31 GMT
*runs*
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 6, 2011 4:45:54 GMT
Riblet and Rokoshu will be v. happy!Israeli Red Dragon says: *opens PQ* Israeli Red Dragon says: LOOK PONIES mf says: OMG mf says: BEST MOD EVER mf says: Pony Quest Andrew says: mf says: and you guys told everyone it was "Platinum" Israeli Red Dragon says: sshshh Israeli Red Dragon says: dont tell
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Post by Riblet on Jun 6, 2011 4:57:04 GMT
yeah bro
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 7, 2011 3:01:39 GMT
Minutes after, I'm still laughing
Israeli Red Dragon says: /trolling Brian says: flush the trollet Brian says: cause boii you be causin' a stink
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Post by Trace on Jun 7, 2011 3:21:01 GMT
Ok wat.
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 9, 2011 6:11:28 GMT
Old Cupcake?
(2:24 PM) Brian: ninja grab a cupcake outta nowhere (2:24 PM) Brian: SEE THAT TABLE NOW LOOK AT ME NOW LOOK AT THE TABLE (2:24 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: WHOA (2:24 PM) Brian: THE CUPCAKE IS GONE (2:24 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: NO WAY (2:24 PM) Brian: NOW BACK TO ME (2:24 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: and i was gonna eat that (2:24 PM) Brian: THE CUPCAKE IS NOW HERE (2:24 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: *looks at seizure* (2:24 PM) Brian: NOW LOOK AWAY (2:24 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: *looks at the comp* (2:24 PM) Brian: NOW BACK TO ME (2:25 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: *looks at seizure* (2:25 PM) Brian: THE CUPCAKE IS NOW NOMMED (2:25 PM) Israeli Red Dragon: *cries* (2:25 PM) Brian: *shamwow*
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William
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Post by William on Jun 9, 2011 6:39:48 GMT
Owned
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William
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Post by William on Jun 13, 2011 10:09:21 GMT
Genius...William 59 says (9:43 p.m.): took me three hours to get home normally would have taken 15 minutes William 59 says (9:44 p.m.): the streets - like #$%@ing suicidal William 59 says (9:44 p.m.): you get pools of water and you don't know whats underneath them William 59 says (9:44 p.m.): half the time it's holes the whole size of your car Israeli Red Dragon says (9:45 p.m.): if you had swimwear Israeli Red Dragon says (9:45 p.m.): you can just into the holes (with water inthem) Israeli Red Dragon says (9:46 p.m.): jump* William 59 says (9:47 p.m.): not really practical haha William 59 says (9:47 p.m.): it's sewage + quicksand holes William 59 says (9:47 p.m.): not just grey water William 59 says (9:48 p.m.): nice idea tho Israeli Red Dragon says (9:50 p.m.): wear a radiation/biochemical suit and jump anyway William 59 says (9:51 p.m.): lmao Israeli Red Dragon says (9:52 p.m.): so how'd you manage to expand your time by 12 (15 mins to 3 hrs) Israeli Red Dragon says (9:52 p.m.): what was your brand new Citypathwayfinding route? William 59 says (9:53 p.m.): traffic and holes William 59 says (9:53 p.m.): literally Israeli Red Dragon says (9:53 p.m.): walk next time William 59 says (9:54 p.m.): spent half an hour at a gridlock intersection William 59 says (9:54 p.m.): not moving at all Israeli Red Dragon says (9:55 p.m.): see, this is why you must know diagonal movement, wall hits and edge hits, you'd get through so much faster William 59 says (9:56 p.m.): LOL
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 16, 2011 13:37:35 GMT
Keyboard does not comply with plans
Ian Valentino says: Thought you'd falled asleep Ian Valentino says: Lol Ian Valentino says: Fallen* Israeli Red Dragon says: no Ian Valentino says: Clearly Israeli Red Dragon says: duhhh c Israeli Red Dragon says: lmfao Israeli Red Dragon says: i fell on keyboard, trying to facekeyboard it as if i sleep and stuff Israeli Red Dragon says: hoping for jibbrish all over the sentence Israeli Red Dragon says: and all i get is a space and a c Israeli Red Dragon says: epic
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Post by Andrew on Jun 16, 2011 13:42:55 GMT
owned
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Post by [DWARF] RDs.empire on Jun 16, 2011 13:47:16 GMT
Win^^
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Post by marblefire on Jun 16, 2011 20:40:37 GMT
Send the keyboard back and get a more spam-friendly model.
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Post by Ian Cordle on Jun 16, 2011 20:47:00 GMT
haha, I didn't even find it that funny at the time, probably because I was on my FREAKING CELL PHONE, which is horrid at typing and... scrolling. Matan knows what I'm talking about
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Post by Ian Cordle on Jun 17, 2011 0:11:30 GMT
I won't do it until I do it.
Ian Valentino says: I won't announce it until we announce it. hahaha I mean
Andrew Sears says: LOL no s**t
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Post by Andrew on Jun 17, 2011 0:13:21 GMT
That QotD wasn't over until it was over!
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William
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Post by William on Jun 17, 2011 1:01:27 GMT
Captain Obvious to the rescue!
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Post by Andrew on Jun 21, 2011 4:26:29 GMT
Two quotes from the same convo! Trolololnobody says: (12:14:14 AM) what pisses me off nobody says: (12:14:24 AM) is when people just restate what everyone else has been saying in the thread Andrew says: (12:14:39 AM) it irritates me Andrew says: (12:14:50 AM) when people repeat what other people wrote in a thread Andrew says: (12:14:51 AM) nobody says: (12:15:14 AM) *slap* and lol Andrew says: (12:15:19 AM) lol u mad Staying up latenobody says: (12:22:12 AM) who actually falls asleep at the exact same time every night nobody says: (12:22:18 AM) it all depends on if ur busy nobody says: (12:22:21 AM) or caffienated nobody says: (12:22:23 AM) or bored Andrew says: (12:22:52 AM) or horny nobody says: (12:23:01 AM) ANDREW Andrew says: (12:23:11 AM) that's my name nobody says: (12:23:18 AM) ffuu
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jun 22, 2011 2:39:14 GMT
Keyboards
Tristan says: It said it was liquid resistant Tristan says: I could just pour shit down this all day Tristan says: maybe have some water keyboard Israeli Red Dragon says: you can type while you swim! Tristan says: and I can swim while I type! Tristan says: Lets try it out with my laptop n- Israeli Red Dragon says: it appears you have encountered an error Israeli Red Dragon says: would you like to try and fix it? Israeli Red Dragon says: type Y for YES or N for NO Tristan says: Q Israeli Red Dragon says: You have asked a question. Here at Microsoft support we don't have the answers. We do recommend banging your head on the kayboard, frantically pressing ctrl+alt+delete and hoping that just this time the restart button works. If all fails, throw it in a bonfire. It makes for good fireworks; we have experience with that.
Brian says: YES. Brian says: I cave johnson'd that thing Israeli Red Dragon says: NICE Brian says: seriously, perfect phrasing & pauses
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Post by admiralanonymous on Jul 2, 2011 8:31:36 GMT
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Marble of Randomness
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New name! I'm still RM38. ;)
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Post by Marble of Randomness on Jul 2, 2011 10:04:36 GMT
Blazer and his trolling attitude.. Never gets old.
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Post by Andrew on Jul 3, 2011 4:20:38 GMT
Clumsy
William says: (12:18:02 AM) wow... wtf William says: (12:18:10 AM) i just fell off my chair for absolutely no reason
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Post by IsraeliRD on Jul 3, 2011 4:53:02 GMT
Good job
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