Post by IsraeliRD on May 28, 2007 2:04:23 GMT
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Today, we have this huge funny chat log:
11:36 AM [Lonetree] Time to go raid the pantry for any snacks I may have somehow missed before... be back eventually.
11:36 AM [Lonetree]
11:37 AM [asears] *steals the snacks before Lonetree gets to them*
11:37 AM [Matan] *takes it away from asears and eats*
11:38 AM [asears] *kicks Matan*
11:38 AM [Matan]
11:38 AM [asears] want me to make u puke agian?
11:38 AM [asears] and eat it?
11:38 AM [Matan] EEEEEEEWWWW
11:39 AM [Matan] *runs away from asears*
11:39 AM [asears] *chases Matan*
11:39 AM [Matan] *hides*
11:39 AM [asears] *finds Matan*
11:39 AM [asears] yum
11:39 AM [asears] barf
11:40 AM [asears]
11:40 AM [Matan] ...
11:41 AM [asears]
11:42 AM [asears] that'll teach you never to steal food from me again!
11:43 AM [asears] *whip*
11:44 AM [Lonetree] No, YOU stole food from ME...
11:44 AM [Lonetree] *makes asears puke*
11:44 AM [asears] and he stole it from me
11:44 AM [Lonetree] But still
11:44 AM [asears]
11:44 AM [Lonetree] Now eat that slice of chocolate cake over there.
11:45 AM [Lonetree] That'll learn ya.
11:45 AM [asears] never
11:45 AM [asears] YOU eat it
11:45 AM [Lonetree] *refuses*
11:45 AM [Lonetree] Actually, OK!
11:45 AM [asears] *whip* EAT IT
11:45 AM [Pablo] EATS IT
11:45 AM [Pablo] cyas
11:45 AM [Matan] *shoves it into pablo's mouth*
11:45 AM [Pablo] *chokes*
11:46 AM [Pablo] *spits it out*
11:46 AM [Pablo] *all over Matan*
11:46 AM [Lonetree] *conceals the fact that it was fake chocolate*
11:46 AM [Matan] *ducks in time*
11:46 AM [Lonetree] *which doesn't nessessarily mean it's artifical*
11:46 AM [Matan] *it hits Lonetree *
User Pablo has logged out.
11:46 AM [Lonetree] Well, there's an interesting turn of events.
11:47 AM [Lonetree] *cleans it off*
11:47 AM [Matan] yea, go to the shower u stink
11:47 AM [Lonetree] Showers are for city folk!
11:47 AM [Lonetree] Camping has no showers!
11:47 AM [asears] GAH LAG
11:48 AM [Matan] go to the goddamn river
11:48 AM [asears] licks Lonetree*
11:48 AM [Lonetree] Eww!
11:48 AM [Matan] DEAR GOD
11:48 AM [Matan] WTF
11:48 AM [Lonetree] I already told you, that's NOT chocolate!
11:48 AM [Matan] Quote of the day
11:48 AM [Lonetree] lol!
11:48 AM [asears] OMG
11:48 AM [Lonetree] Dear god...
11:48 AM [asears]
11:49 AM [Lonetree] Will it say Lonetree or Lonestar?
11:49 AM [asears] i had to lick the cake off
11:49 AM [Lonetree] IT'S NOT CAKE!
11:50 AM [Lonetree] WELL, IT IS, BUT IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!
11:50 AM [asears] WHAT IS IT THEM
11:50 AM [asears] then*
11:50 AM [Lonetree] IT'S NATURE'S CHOCOLATE!
11:50 AM [asears] yum
11:50 AM [Matan] THE ONE THAT GOES OUT OF YOUR BUM
11:50 AM [Lonetree] Do you get it?
11:50 AM [asears] ...
11:50 AM [asears] EEWW GROSSS
11:50 AM [Lonetree] Why haven't I cleaned it off yet?
11:50 AM [asears] *spits out cake*
11:51 AM [asears] *back onto Lonetree*
11:51 AM [Lonetree] Does this mean I get to make you throw up?
11:51 AM [asears] absolutley not
11:52 AM [Lonetree] *ties asears to a large chunk of high exploasive and tells him to eat it*
11:52 AM [Lonetree] *explosive
11:52 AM [Matan] You can't even spell
11:52 AM [asears] *unties himself*
11:52 AM [Matan] wtf is exploasive? asears cannot be tied to unknown things
11:52 AM [Matan] *kicks lonestar*
11:52 AM [asears] OWNED
11:52 AM [Lonetree] Well Lonestar isn't here right now.
11:52 AM [Lonetree] So you missed!
11:53 AM [Matan] DAMNIT
11:53 AM [Lonetree] You kicked an imaginary Lonestar?
11:53 AM [Matan] *kicks Lonetree instead*
11:53 AM [asears]
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Ow!
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Kicks back
11:53 AM [asears] *punches Lonetree*
11:53 AM [Lonetree] *punches Matan*
11:53 AM [Matan] YOU HIT LUKE!!!
11:53 AM [Matan] U MISSED ME AND HIT LUKE
11:53 AM [Matan] WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Cool.
11:53 AM [Matan] *runs away screaming*
11:53 AM [Lonetree] cool!
11:54 AM [asears] Matan come back
11:54 AM [Lonetree] *Locks the door.*
11:54 AM Matan ran away until Luke will go away
11:54 AM Matan sees asears and Lonetree left alone with Luke
11:54 AM [Lonetree] *kills Luke*
11:54 AM [Lonetree] Better still!
11:54 AM Matan sees 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 more Lukes
11:55 AM [asears] oh s*&t
11:55 AM [Matan] *camp explodes*
11:55 AM [Lonetree] *ties Luke and asears to large chunk of chocolate cake*
11:55 AM [asears] *unties himself again*
11:55 AM [Lonetree] Or rather, I would if the camp hadn't just exploded.
11:55 AM [Matan] That ain't chocolate That's Lonestar dinner
11:55 AM [Lonetree] I'm camping, you eat what you get.
11:56 AM [Matan] OMFG CAMPER!
11:56 AM [asears] *kicks Lonetree*
11:56 AM [Lonetree] WHERE???
11:56 AM [Lonetree] *shoots the camper*
11:56 AM [Matan] *pucnhes lonetree*
11:56 AM [Matan] punches*
11:56 AM [Lonetree] *punches asears*
11:56 AM [asears] HEY
11:56 AM [Matan] *squishes Pablo*
11:56 AM [Matan] HEY
11:56 AM [Lonetree] What, I missed!
11:56 AM [Matan] SUP
11:56 AM [Lonetree] The syk!
11:56 AM [asears] *throws Lonetree to the moon*
11:57 AM [Lonetree] Wow, you're strong!
11:57 AM [Matan] *throws the moon with Lonetree to the sun*
11:57 AM [asears] i know
11:57 AM [Matan] Burn Baby Burn
11:57 AM [Lonetree] Throws the sun at Matan
11:57 AM [Lonetree]
11:57 AM [asears] *thorws the moon and sun with Lonetree to the end of the universe*
11:57 AM [Matan] *teleports away*
11:57 AM [Lonetree] *throws the univers at a parrellel larger universe*
11:57 AM [asears] *universe explodes*
11:57 AM [Matan] *destroy any other teleports except at his own*
11:58 AM [Matan] *survives*
11:58 AM [asears] *survives too*
11:58 AM [Lonetree] *does not survive*
11:58 AM [Matan] Crap, that's another funeral to worry about.
11:58 AM [Matan] Where we gonna bury him?
11:58 AM [Lonetree] dangit...
11:58 AM [Matan] Marblius and Earth are dead
11:58 AM [Lonetree] The sun is dead too...
11:58 AM [Matan] Let's throw him to the dogs
11:58 AM [Lonetree] Not the dogs!
11:58 AM [asears] to Luke'shouse
11:58 AM [Matan] Wait, they died too remember
11:59 AM [asears] oh yeah
11:59 AM [asears] the dogs, then
11:59 AM [Matan] they died too
11:59 AM [Lonetree] Wait, I know how to escape the dogs!
11:59 AM [asears] ur dead remember?
11:59 AM [Matan] so be quiet u ruining the quote of the day! oh yea and the story!
11:59 AM [Lonetree] But I can still escape!
12:00 PM [Matan] I SAID BE QUIET! *slap*
12:00 PM [Matan] ok, to go on:
12:00 PM [Matan] Oh well, we got no choice but to resurrect him. Let's do it.
12:00 PM [asears] no
12:00 PM [asears] how about
12:00 PM [Matan] Then what do we do
12:00 PM [asears] CANNABALISM
12:01 PM [Matan] Works for me
12:01 PM [Matan] *eats asears and Lonetree*
12:01 PM [asears]
12:01 PM [asears] HEY
12:01 PM [asears] don't eat me
12:01 PM [Matan] Whoops
12:01 PM [Matan] My bad, got hungry
12:01 PM [Lonetree] Would that qualify as worse than licking me?
12:01 PM [asears] resurrect me *ehip*
12:01 PM [asears] *whip*
12:01 PM [Matan] I SAID SHUT UP *whip*
12:01 PM [Lonetree] No!
12:02 PM [asears] we ate you so be quiet
12:02 PM [Matan] Ok so now that Lonetree (the ghost who won't shut the fuck up) and asears are dead, let's finish this quote by killing myself. Yay!
12:02 PM [asears] RESURRECT ME FIRST
12:02 PM [Lonetree] I have popcorn to watch, too!
12:03 PM [Lonetree] I found some in the pantry while I was looking for snacks!
12:03 PM [asears] *eats popcorn*
12:03 PM Matan resurrects everyone and restores everything to what it was before (except for all the dead 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 +1 Lukes), thus making it a happy happy end. END OF STORY (and quote).
12:03 PM [Lonetree] *re-kills the already dead asears so he has to be resurrected more than once*
12:04 PM [Matan] *gimme the popcorn goddamnit*
12:04 PM [Matan] *eats it*
12:04 PM [Lonetree] *continues the story past the end*
User Treelet15 has entered this room.
12:04 PM [Lonetree] oh great
12:04 PM [Matan] And that's for tomorrow's QUOTE OF THE DAY
12:04 PM [Treelet15] 'ello again
12:04 PM [Matan] BYE EVERYONE
12:04 PM [Lonetree] Another one.
12:04 PM [asears] bye
12:04 PM [Treelet15] bye
12:04 PM [Matan] WE SAID FUCKING BYE GO AWAY! THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY!
12:04 PM [Lonetree] bye
12:04 PM [Treelet15] wait did I miss something?
Today, we have this huge funny chat log:
11:36 AM [Lonetree] Time to go raid the pantry for any snacks I may have somehow missed before... be back eventually.
11:36 AM [Lonetree]
11:37 AM [asears] *steals the snacks before Lonetree gets to them*
11:37 AM [Matan] *takes it away from asears and eats*
11:38 AM [asears] *kicks Matan*
11:38 AM [Matan]
11:38 AM [asears] want me to make u puke agian?
11:38 AM [asears] and eat it?
11:38 AM [Matan] EEEEEEEWWWW
11:39 AM [Matan] *runs away from asears*
11:39 AM [asears] *chases Matan*
11:39 AM [Matan] *hides*
11:39 AM [asears] *finds Matan*
11:39 AM [asears] yum
11:39 AM [asears] barf
11:40 AM [asears]
11:40 AM [Matan] ...
11:41 AM [asears]
11:42 AM [asears] that'll teach you never to steal food from me again!
11:43 AM [asears] *whip*
11:44 AM [Lonetree] No, YOU stole food from ME...
11:44 AM [Lonetree] *makes asears puke*
11:44 AM [asears] and he stole it from me
11:44 AM [Lonetree] But still
11:44 AM [asears]
11:44 AM [Lonetree] Now eat that slice of chocolate cake over there.
11:45 AM [Lonetree] That'll learn ya.
11:45 AM [asears] never
11:45 AM [asears] YOU eat it
11:45 AM [Lonetree] *refuses*
11:45 AM [Lonetree] Actually, OK!
11:45 AM [asears] *whip* EAT IT
11:45 AM [Pablo] EATS IT
11:45 AM [Pablo] cyas
11:45 AM [Matan] *shoves it into pablo's mouth*
11:45 AM [Pablo] *chokes*
11:46 AM [Pablo] *spits it out*
11:46 AM [Pablo] *all over Matan*
11:46 AM [Lonetree] *conceals the fact that it was fake chocolate*
11:46 AM [Matan] *ducks in time*
11:46 AM [Lonetree] *which doesn't nessessarily mean it's artifical*
11:46 AM [Matan] *it hits Lonetree *
User Pablo has logged out.
11:46 AM [Lonetree] Well, there's an interesting turn of events.
11:47 AM [Lonetree] *cleans it off*
11:47 AM [Matan] yea, go to the shower u stink
11:47 AM [Lonetree] Showers are for city folk!
11:47 AM [Lonetree] Camping has no showers!
11:47 AM [asears] GAH LAG
11:48 AM [Matan] go to the goddamn river
11:48 AM [asears] licks Lonetree*
11:48 AM [Lonetree] Eww!
11:48 AM [Matan] DEAR GOD
11:48 AM [Matan] WTF
11:48 AM [Lonetree] I already told you, that's NOT chocolate!
11:48 AM [Matan] Quote of the day
11:48 AM [Lonetree] lol!
11:48 AM [asears] OMG
11:48 AM [Lonetree] Dear god...
11:48 AM [asears]
11:49 AM [Lonetree] Will it say Lonetree or Lonestar?
11:49 AM [asears] i had to lick the cake off
11:49 AM [Lonetree] IT'S NOT CAKE!
11:50 AM [Lonetree] WELL, IT IS, BUT IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!
11:50 AM [asears] WHAT IS IT THEM
11:50 AM [asears] then*
11:50 AM [Lonetree] IT'S NATURE'S CHOCOLATE!
11:50 AM [asears] yum
11:50 AM [Matan] THE ONE THAT GOES OUT OF YOUR BUM
11:50 AM [Lonetree] Do you get it?
11:50 AM [asears] ...
11:50 AM [asears] EEWW GROSSS
11:50 AM [Lonetree] Why haven't I cleaned it off yet?
11:50 AM [asears] *spits out cake*
11:51 AM [asears] *back onto Lonetree*
11:51 AM [Lonetree] Does this mean I get to make you throw up?
11:51 AM [asears] absolutley not
11:52 AM [Lonetree] *ties asears to a large chunk of high exploasive and tells him to eat it*
11:52 AM [Lonetree] *explosive
11:52 AM [Matan] You can't even spell
11:52 AM [asears] *unties himself*
11:52 AM [Matan] wtf is exploasive? asears cannot be tied to unknown things
11:52 AM [Matan] *kicks lonestar*
11:52 AM [asears] OWNED
11:52 AM [Lonetree] Well Lonestar isn't here right now.
11:52 AM [Lonetree] So you missed!
11:53 AM [Matan] DAMNIT
11:53 AM [Lonetree] You kicked an imaginary Lonestar?
11:53 AM [Matan] *kicks Lonetree instead*
11:53 AM [asears]
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Ow!
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Kicks back
11:53 AM [asears] *punches Lonetree*
11:53 AM [Lonetree] *punches Matan*
11:53 AM [Matan] YOU HIT LUKE!!!
11:53 AM [Matan] U MISSED ME AND HIT LUKE
11:53 AM [Matan] WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM
11:53 AM [Lonetree] Cool.
11:53 AM [Matan] *runs away screaming*
11:53 AM [Lonetree] cool!
11:54 AM [asears] Matan come back
11:54 AM [Lonetree] *Locks the door.*
11:54 AM Matan ran away until Luke will go away
11:54 AM Matan sees asears and Lonetree left alone with Luke
11:54 AM [Lonetree] *kills Luke*
11:54 AM [Lonetree] Better still!
11:54 AM Matan sees 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 more Lukes
11:55 AM [asears] oh s*&t
11:55 AM [Matan] *camp explodes*
11:55 AM [Lonetree] *ties Luke and asears to large chunk of chocolate cake*
11:55 AM [asears] *unties himself again*
11:55 AM [Lonetree] Or rather, I would if the camp hadn't just exploded.
11:55 AM [Matan] That ain't chocolate That's Lonestar dinner
11:55 AM [Lonetree] I'm camping, you eat what you get.
11:56 AM [Matan] OMFG CAMPER!
11:56 AM [asears] *kicks Lonetree*
11:56 AM [Lonetree] WHERE???
11:56 AM [Lonetree] *shoots the camper*
11:56 AM [Matan] *pucnhes lonetree*
11:56 AM [Matan] punches*
11:56 AM [Lonetree] *punches asears*
11:56 AM [asears] HEY
11:56 AM [Matan] *squishes Pablo*
11:56 AM [Matan] HEY
11:56 AM [Lonetree] What, I missed!
11:56 AM [Matan] SUP
11:56 AM [Lonetree] The syk!
11:56 AM [asears] *throws Lonetree to the moon*
11:57 AM [Lonetree] Wow, you're strong!
11:57 AM [Matan] *throws the moon with Lonetree to the sun*
11:57 AM [asears] i know
11:57 AM [Matan] Burn Baby Burn
11:57 AM [Lonetree] Throws the sun at Matan
11:57 AM [Lonetree]
11:57 AM [asears] *thorws the moon and sun with Lonetree to the end of the universe*
11:57 AM [Matan] *teleports away*
11:57 AM [Lonetree] *throws the univers at a parrellel larger universe*
11:57 AM [asears] *universe explodes*
11:57 AM [Matan] *destroy any other teleports except at his own*
11:58 AM [Matan] *survives*
11:58 AM [asears] *survives too*
11:58 AM [Lonetree] *does not survive*
11:58 AM [Matan] Crap, that's another funeral to worry about.
11:58 AM [Matan] Where we gonna bury him?
11:58 AM [Lonetree] dangit...
11:58 AM [Matan] Marblius and Earth are dead
11:58 AM [Lonetree] The sun is dead too...
11:58 AM [Matan] Let's throw him to the dogs
11:58 AM [Lonetree] Not the dogs!
11:58 AM [asears] to Luke'shouse
11:58 AM [Matan] Wait, they died too remember
11:59 AM [asears] oh yeah
11:59 AM [asears] the dogs, then
11:59 AM [Matan] they died too
11:59 AM [Lonetree] Wait, I know how to escape the dogs!
11:59 AM [asears] ur dead remember?
11:59 AM [Matan] so be quiet u ruining the quote of the day! oh yea and the story!
11:59 AM [Lonetree] But I can still escape!
12:00 PM [Matan] I SAID BE QUIET! *slap*
12:00 PM [Matan] ok, to go on:
12:00 PM [Matan] Oh well, we got no choice but to resurrect him. Let's do it.
12:00 PM [asears] no
12:00 PM [asears] how about
12:00 PM [Matan] Then what do we do
12:00 PM [asears] CANNABALISM
12:01 PM [Matan] Works for me
12:01 PM [Matan] *eats asears and Lonetree*
12:01 PM [asears]
12:01 PM [asears] HEY
12:01 PM [asears] don't eat me
12:01 PM [Matan] Whoops
12:01 PM [Matan] My bad, got hungry
12:01 PM [Lonetree] Would that qualify as worse than licking me?
12:01 PM [asears] resurrect me *ehip*
12:01 PM [asears] *whip*
12:01 PM [Matan] I SAID SHUT UP *whip*
12:01 PM [Lonetree] No!
12:02 PM [asears] we ate you so be quiet
12:02 PM [Matan] Ok so now that Lonetree (the ghost who won't shut the fuck up) and asears are dead, let's finish this quote by killing myself. Yay!
12:02 PM [asears] RESURRECT ME FIRST
12:02 PM [Lonetree] I have popcorn to watch, too!
12:03 PM [Lonetree] I found some in the pantry while I was looking for snacks!
12:03 PM [asears] *eats popcorn*
12:03 PM Matan resurrects everyone and restores everything to what it was before (except for all the dead 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 +1 Lukes), thus making it a happy happy end. END OF STORY (and quote).
12:03 PM [Lonetree] *re-kills the already dead asears so he has to be resurrected more than once*
12:04 PM [Matan] *gimme the popcorn goddamnit*
12:04 PM [Matan] *eats it*
12:04 PM [Lonetree] *continues the story past the end*
User Treelet15 has entered this room.
12:04 PM [Lonetree] oh great
12:04 PM [Matan] And that's for tomorrow's QUOTE OF THE DAY
12:04 PM [Treelet15] 'ello again
12:04 PM [Matan] BYE EVERYONE
12:04 PM [Lonetree] Another one.
12:04 PM [asears] bye
12:04 PM [Treelet15] bye
12:04 PM [Matan] WE SAID FUCKING BYE GO AWAY! THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY!
12:04 PM [Lonetree] bye
12:04 PM [Treelet15] wait did I miss something?