Most serious conversation we had on MSN thus far. Story-time, anyone?Ian Valentino says:
12:14
Ian Valentino says:
Ian Valentino says:
MBE just acquired a bug
Ian Valentino says:
that's just great
Ian Valentino says:
Israeli Red Dragon says:
sounds fun
Israeli Red Dragon says:
it wasnt my fault
Israeli Red Dragon says:
well it is, but maybe not
Ian Valentino says:
orly?
Israeli Red Dragon says:
well i got guilty written all over my forehead
Israeli Red Dragon says:
oh wait nvm thats guilty for something else
Ian Valentino says:
yes. yes you do.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
nothing to see here people
Israeli Red Dragon says:
carry on
Ian Valentino says:
... MURDER!?
Ian Valentino says:
*cough*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
*sweeps body under rug*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
no
Israeli Red Dragon says:
nothing here at all
Israeli Red Dragon says:
*whistles*
Ian Valentino says:
what's that bulge?
Israeli Red Dragon says:
its
Israeli Red Dragon says:
um
Israeli Red Dragon says:
leftover food?
Ian Valentino says:
oh.
Ian Valentino says:
okay then
Ian Valentino says:
that's perfectly normal
Israeli Red Dragon says:
it stinks like leftover food anyway
Israeli Red Dragon says:
and that liquid is um
Ian Valentino says:
juice I assume
Israeli Red Dragon says:
raspberry juice yes
Ian Valentino says:
ah
Ian Valentino says:
do you have any that I could drink?
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I got plenty in the fridge out the back
Israeli Red Dragon says:
come with me
Ian Valentino says:
okay!
Ian Valentino says:
*follows*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
*takes out raspberry juice from the back, pours into a glass and gives Ian*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
bought it today from the supermarket
Israeli Red Dragon says:
2 for $3
Ian Valentino says:
great price! Why did you throw your leftover under the rug?
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I wanted people to think there's a body under the rug, just for giggles
Ian Valentino says:
oh. That makes sense. Practical jokes these days with the college folk, I assume.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Yeah, they just love those.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
And those "murderer haunts the college" stories are great pastime for them
Ian Valentino says:
right, right. Well, I'll see you later. Thanks for the juice?
Ian Valentino says:
!*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Welcome
Ian Valentino says:
*starts to exit*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
*takes out sniper gun, shoots Ian in the head, and puts body in the basement next to a pile of rugs*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
OH HELLO OFFICER
Ian Valentino says:
Really? A sniper rifle? I was like... 3 feet away!
Ian Valentino says:
My dead body is ashamed
Israeli Red Dragon says:
It was worth the bullet
Israeli Red Dragon says:
My AK-47 doesn't give you any justice
Israeli Red Dragon says:
shot by a sniper, totally makes for good haunting murderer stories too
Ian Valentino says:
I see... I see... Serial killer?
Ian Valentino says:
Or just a string of coverup murders?
Ian Valentino says:
you have to clarify it
Ian Valentino says:
for your endearing fans
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Well, I try to dress my victims up and put them next to a tree where I always shoot my sniper rifle, and then people think it's a shooting accident.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
If I put an apple on their head it's totally making the headlines as the "William Tell-Style Murderer"
Israeli Red Dragon says:
which I think is totally worth the trouble
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Plus inside the house = free painting of walls
Ian Valentino says:
right, right. The splatter effect is in style these days
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Can't have a FPS without one
Ian Valentino says:
You should develop an FPS. "Matan's Mysterious and FUN Murder Game" sold for the Nintendo 64. ONLY the Nintendo 64.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I did
Israeli Red Dragon says:
It's called Goldeneye 007
Ian Valentino says:
Oh right, I've played that! *looks it up*
Israeli Red Dragon says:
actually most people prefer to look down
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Now to understand the joke: the game LAGS sometimes so horribly that the only way to play is to *look down* until the lag passes.
Ian Valentino says:
oh right. Bad programming. You should have hired a new team.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I tried but the mysterious deaths of the previous ones didn't help out, so I released it as-is. Pretty popular game though.
Ian Valentino says:
How did you lose your millions of dollars worth of profit?
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I spent them on persian rugs and sniper rifles and bullets
Ian Valentino says:
typical millionaires.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
we get bored
Ian Valentino says:
bored of killing people with normal guns. Much rather kill people, shove them into a rug, eat their carcus, and call it a day. Maybe relax with some painkillers, illegally obtained of course.
Ian Valentino says:
Rugs are a good source of fiber.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
No, I just don't have the license to carry normal guns.
Ian Valentino says:
I'd think after hundreds of murders, you would stop worrying about which gun licenses you have.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
You should always make sure you got the proper license.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
And I prefer to kill people, shove them in a rug mafia-style, feed them to the rats and then find a ho and have a good night.
Ian Valentino says:
Fucking gardening equipment. Hot. (naive joke)
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Women like my gardening hose
Israeli Red Dragon says:
but, what can you do
Israeli Red Dragon says:
except conform
Israeli Red Dragon says:
I'm a good guy, what can I say
Israeli Red Dragon says:
brb
Israeli Red Dragon says:
back
Israeli Red Dragon says:
sorry
Israeli Red Dragon says:
these darn kids
Israeli Red Dragon says:
ring in your doorbell
Israeli Red Dragon says:
ask for candy
Israeli Red Dragon says:
i swear i could kill 'em
Ian Valentino says:
...hahah
Ian Valentino says:
you could
Israeli Red Dragon says:
could be due to the free candy sign i got in the front
Ian Valentino says:
with your sniper rifle.
Ian Valentino says:
good luring technique.
Ian Valentino says:
very subtle
Israeli Red Dragon says:
why do you think my walls are always with fresh color
Israeli Red Dragon says:
when the cops come asking
Israeli Red Dragon says:
i give 'em candy
Israeli Red Dragon says:
so they never bother to check
Ian Valentino says:
ah. Good deal, good deal
Israeli Red Dragon says:
aye
Israeli Red Dragon says:
that creepy one-toothed old lady with questionable which ancestors has a really good deal on candy
Israeli Red Dragon says:
she's fat though
Ian Valentino says:
oh
Ian Valentino says:
that's the one thing
Ian Valentino says:
she's fat
Ian Valentino says:
not that she is creepy, has one tooth, and which ancestors.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
duh, she never exercises
Ian Valentino says:
That should be a crime >_> Witchcraft is much more sane.
Israeli Red Dragon says:
of course, its even featured on TV
Ian Valentino says:
so is being fat. Ever watch "America?"
Ian Valentino says:
it's running 24/7
Ian Valentino says:
you can look out any window in the US
Ian Valentino says:
and see the show running
Israeli Red Dragon says:
Free entertainment