Very random situation

[Andrew]

Last night on MSN, Hagaroo found a fun situation generator. We spent almost an hour having fun with it. In this generator, if you keep refreshing, it will give you some funny, weird, and random situation every time. Some examples:

A super-intelligent monkey is your annoying neighbor!
A shiny Yoshi loves you!
An American blue footed booby is yelling into your ears!
Betty the polar bear is burning your house down while you're away!

Link: generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=2316

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Some highlights from our MSN chat:

Joshua says: (1:19:45 AM)
A fun pants is destroying your city!
Joshua says: (1:19:46 AM)
lolwut
Andrew says: (1:19:50 AM)
grammar fail
Joshua says: (1:19:55 AM)
ikr >_>
Joshua says: (1:20:12 AM)
A scary prankster is what's on your shirt!
Joshua says: (1:20:17 AM)
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF


Andrew says: (1:21:53 AM)
A slow celery stick is what's on TV all night!
Joshua says: (1:21:58 AM)
A fake city is chasing you! :-O
Andrew says: (1:22:04 AM)
OMG RUN
Andrew says: (1:22:13 AM)
A really lame hat is what's on TV all night!
Joshua says: (1:22:30 AM)
"dude, this is so... lme."
Andrew says: (1:22:31 AM)
IT'S THE SLOW CELERY STICK AND REALLY LAME HAT SHOW
Joshua says: (1:22:31 AM)
lame*
Joshua says: (1:22:39 AM)
*theme song*
Andrew says: (1:22:52 AM)
it's rick astley
Andrew says: (1:22:54 AM)
.__.
Joshua says: (1:23:05 AM)
drat rickroll'd again >_>
Andrew says: (1:23:12 AM)
ikr
Andrew says: (1:23:17 AM)
A mechanical grape is sitting next to you on the plane!
Joshua says: (1:23:27 AM)
omg hi grape
Andrew says: (1:23:42 AM)
*it says nothing*
Andrew says: (1:23:47 AM)
*coz it's a f***ing grape *
Joshua says: (1:24:11 AM)
*looks away, ashamed and embarrassed*
Joshua says: (1:24:12 AM)

Andrew says: (1:24:16 AM)

Andrew says: (1:24:25 AM)
*pats*
Joshua says: (1:24:44 AM)
thanks andy


Joshua says: (1:26:46 AM)
A poor headset is your worst enemy!
Joshua says: (1:26:50 AM)
amen to that lol


Andrew says: (1:28:00 AM)
A Nazi submarine is hitting you!
Andrew says: (1:28:02 AM)
O SHI-
Joshua says: (1:28:14 AM)
holy- :-O


Joshua says: (1:34:06 AM)
worse yet,
Joshua says: (1:34:07 AM)
A mechanical apple has enslaved mankind!
Andrew says: (1:34:19 AM)
no ur safe
Andrew says: (1:34:20 AM)
coz
Andrew says: (1:34:21 AM)
A furry squirrel monkey is actually what you've been your entire life!
Joshua says: (1:34:27 AM)
YAY <3
Joshua says: (1:34:33 AM)
I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS DIFFERENT
Joshua says: (1:34:36 AM)
wait wat
Andrew says: (1:34:42 AM)
lolololoolol


Joshua says: (1:35:52 AM)
An inflatable traffic cone is hiding from a mob in your house!
Andrew says: (1:36:12 AM)
i'll keep it safe
Joshua says: (1:36:18 AM)
kk <3
Andrew says: (1:36:19 AM)
*mob breaks in*
Andrew says: (1:36:21 AM)
oops


Joshua says: (1:38:43 AM)
yo andy i got some important news
Joshua says: (1:38:43 AM)
A Nazi cowboy is starting a third World War!
Joshua says: (1:38:51 AM)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW
Joshua says: (1:39:04 AM)
:-O
Andrew says: (1:39:20 AM)
oh god


Andrew says: (1:44:00 AM)
A short gun drew a self-portrait of you!
Andrew says: (1:44:04 AM)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
Andrew says: (1:44:06 AM)
GUN DRAWS YOU
Joshua says: (1:44:13 AM)



Andrew says: (1:45:44 AM)
JOSH
Andrew says: (1:45:44 AM)
An orange starfish is your worst enemy!
Andrew says: (1:45:52 AM)
STAY AWAY FROM THE BEACH
Joshua says: (1:46:03 AM)
*cuts off starfish's arms*
Joshua says: (1:46:16 AM)
*they all grow back into new starfishes*
Andrew says: (1:46:21 AM)
nice job
Joshua says: (1:46:26 AM)
DAMMIT


Andrew says: (1:53:53 AM)
josh, i hate to be the one to tell you this
Andrew says: (1:53:53 AM)
but
Andrew says: (1:53:54 AM)
An annoying book is actually what you've been your entire life!
Andrew says: (1:54:02 AM)
YOU ARE TWILIGHT
Joshua says: (1:54:23 AM)
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Andrew says: (1:57:17 AM)
uh oh
Andrew says: (1:57:18 AM)
An anthropomorphic thingy wants to kill you!
Joshua says: (1:57:34 AM)
lololololoolloo
Andrew says: (1:57:39 AM)
it's something
Joshua says: (1:57:45 AM)
"thingy"
Joshua says: (1:57:58 AM)
it's worse when you dunno what it is >_>
Andrew says: (1:58:03 AM)
yea


Andrew says: (1:59:36 AM)
A metal nose is taking you out on a date!
Andrew says: (1:59:40 AM)
it's a blind date
Joshua says: (1:59:41 AM)
OMG
Joshua says: (1:59:48 AM)
blind indeed
Andrew says: (1:59:54 AM)
exactly
Joshua says: (2:00:05 AM)
yepper
Joshua says: (2:00:19 AM)
A really loud girl is secretly watching you through the window!
Joshua says: (2:00:24 AM)
/oxymoron
Andrew says: (2:00:43 AM)
loool


Andrew says: (2:03:02 AM)
hey guess what
Andrew says: (2:03:03 AM)
A metal rocket is delivering your pizza!
Andrew says: (2:03:11 AM)
no more late deliveries!
Joshua says: (2:03:21 AM)
YAY


Andrew says: (2:09:18 AM)
A giant trombone is hiding from a mob in your house!
Joshua says: (2:09:37 AM)
i got this man
Joshua says: (2:09:43 AM)
*mob comes in again*
Joshua says: (2:09:46 AM)
DAMMIT
Andrew says: (2:10:01 AM)
(kid)
Joshua says: (2:10:15 AM)
sozzies
Andrew says: (2:10:26 AM)
A foreign package is taking shelter in your house!
Joshua says: (2:10:44 AM)
*ups mob storms in*
Andrew says: (2:10:53 AM)
aaaargghhh
Joshua says: (2:11:00 AM)
.______.
Andrew says: (2:11:04 AM)
y u no lock doors
Joshua says: (2:11:22 AM)
OH
Joshua says: (2:11:24 AM)
MY
Joshua says: (2:11:25 AM)
GOD
Joshua says: (2:11:33 AM)
i lock, i don't build reliably tho

[Pablo]

Awesome find!

[Rtyh-12]

What about the Random Magical Effect Generator? Highlights:

All of your limbs turn dark crimson and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy, but only for a few minutes.

You feel frigid to the bone, then your intelligence drops, and finally you turn into a housecat.

Your feet explode, but only for a few minutes. ()

[Sporlo]

The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F and then everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

Hmmm... not magical enough, no?

[Matthew]

A Russian Toucan is spreading a disease, and it's about to infect you!

Wow. No words to describe that.

[Hagaroo]

Thanks Andy <3

An inflatable tortoise is your new home!

[Jeff]

wierd, what is the chances of having a random joke with my name

Jeff the spoon is taking you out on a date!

[๖ۣۜAddict™]

A lot can come from an IP adress

[Trace]

A criminal alien is stealing money from you!


Well FML

[Rct3fan00]

Something has done something to you!

Loved doing this Hagaroo

[Hagaroo]

Jul 13, 2012 0:13:54 GMT Rct3fan00 said:

Something has done something to you!

You gotta hit "Next"

[IsraeliRD]

Carl the frog is your forgotten cousin!

[ProMarbler]

I seriously ROFL when I saw this page. I am hurting now.

[nobody]

Something has done something to you!

what?

Jul 12, 2012 19:49:44 GMT ๖ۣۜAddict™ said:

A lot can come from an IP adress

wrong.. from an IP address alone you can't get anything more than the city the device is connected from

[Aaron Y]

A bored John Madden is burning your house down while you're away!

EDIT: A Japanese gumball machine documentary is on TV!

[Andrew]

Jeff says: (11:26:44 PM)
A hot mailman is taking you out on a date!
Jeff says: (11:26:45 PM)
IM NOT GAY
Andrew says: (11:26:47 PM)
LOL

[Jeff]

^that was one weird situation ._.

[Matthew]

A legit beaver hates you!


Legit Beaver? What is this, I'm flipping out.

[ProMarbler]

They have non-legit beavers? Now I'm scared.

Oh, and this should totally be stickied!

[Pablo]

A bored Pablo is your sticky guy!

[Hagaroo]

A 2D John Madden is giving you a piggy back ride!

A fuel efficient bicycle is on your head!

My kamodo dragon [sic] is baking you a cake!



Random Magical Effect Generator:

Your left arm turns pink and bleeds, then you forget every language you know.

It begins to rain and then a pile of gold appears in front of you.

Your tail, if any, begins attacking you for a week.

[Jeff]

A delicious wasp is now married to you!

[Hyperscore]

Haha, this is great!

A candy-coated mouse is trying to sell you something at your door.