You Know You're Addicted to MB When... (compiled)

[MarbleDuck]

Enjoy. If anyone wants to lock/delete this, feel free.

As time goes on, we'll update the posts!
COMPILED BY MARBLEDUCK

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this topic from the GarageGames forums.

You know you're addicted to Marble Blast when...

1) You roll everywhere. Literally roll. Whether it's on the floor or on the street, you roll!
2) You think the 100m sprint World Record holder used a super speed and went in diagonal movement.
3) You wonder from where did the helicopters managed to get an unlimited Gyrocopter.
4) You still wonder why it takes a helicopter so long to get off the ground!
5) You play in a pinball machine and wonder where're the gems and the exit. You also try and not get out of bounds.
6) You wonder why you cannot use testhceats=1;
7) Before taking a recording with your webcam/video camera/digital camera/whatever, you say '$dorecorddemo=true;"
8) You are unhappy that you cannot make 'Custom Life' days.
9) You time how long does it take to you to do something and then try and beat it.
10) You then challenge everybody to beat that time.
11) Work/School is just another level: Avoid obstacles (teachers, homework, detention, bosses, other workers/students etc) and finish as fast, and good, as possible.
12) You actually do post in this topic a reply with your own 'You know you're addicted to Marble Blast When...' fun joke.
13) The only thing you do is chat about Marble Blast and you also ask others for tips and share tricks and pathways on certain levels.
14) Deadline is just another qualify time.
15) You dream about Marble Blast.
16) You cannot wait for MBU to come out on PC/Mac/Linux
17) You're the number one fan
18) You hold the most world records in Marble Blast
19) You know everything there is about Marble Blast!
20) You wonder how do airplanes fly without a Gyrocopter
21) The universe is just a big InBoundTrigger and anything that kills you is just another OutOfBounds trigger you need to escape.
22) You wish you could restart life and try it again.
23) You avoid fans and tornados, but if they're in your way, you go forwards and let them send you to the other side.
24) You have a large collection of sand clocks at home.
25) You somehow manage to relate everything in life to Marble Blast
26) You love making custom levels, in fact, you made over 100!
27) You collect every single custom level ever made.
28) You're desperate to find easter eggs and still believe in the secret levels, including adv 53 and the secret room, even when Garage Games staff said there are no such things.
29) You play over 12 hours of Marble Blast per day.
30) You made a status of a certain Marble Blast feature
31) You watch out for Gravity Modifiers and so you avoid astronomy classes and anything to do with arrows or yellow round balls.
32) Mines just explode but don't kill you, unless they send you out of bounds, so it's ok to step on them.
33) You built a shock absorber device so that you can fall from 200km height and still just hit the ground with no damage to you.
34) No matter where you are, at home, school or work, you have your Marble Blast window open.
35) You think springs are super jumps, so you built a shoe where the springs are the base, so you can jump really high.
36) Pogo sticks are super jumps.
37) You wonder why there are no elevators like in Skyscraper.
38) In swimming, flippers are the best super speeds.
39) You roll down a mountain. Literally roll down.
40) You want to roll back up on the mountain but for some reason, cannot.
41) Cars, trains, trams and anything else that can move is in fact a moving platform.
42) You put your hands on whatever you can find and attach wheels to it, just so it can roll.
43) You know what kind of friction surfaces exist on Earth. Sand is high friction, grass is lower friction, straight road has lower friction, but there's no such thing as no friction on Earth.
44) You check every hour the Marble Blast forums and is a very active poster.
45) There's nothing you didn't do on Marble Blast! You finished the game and every custom level ever made, you even did your own custom levels, you even modified Marble Blast and you also hold World Records as well as purchasing QuArK and anything else that relates to Marble Blast.
46) You know Marble Blast so well, that even GarageGames wanted to employ you!
47) You wish you had a shock absorber, just so you could jump off cliffs.
48) You relate to some of the examples posted here!
49) You made videos and took pictures of Marble Blast and uploaded them to the net.
50) You beg for multiplayer!
51) You day-dream how life was if it was all about Marble Blast!
52) When playing other games, you move the mouse to control the camera.
53) When playing other games, you press W, A, D, and S to move.
54) You use the space bar to try and "hop" in other games
55) You fall down off something and worry about going out of bounds
56) You think that everything else around you will stop for 5 seconds if you pick up an hourglass
57) You have more .ogg files than MP3's on your computer
58) Your son/daughter comes home after their curfew and you tell them "you failed to qualify!"
59) You wonder why NASCAR drivers can't just run the track in reverse to get record times
60) You add a red arrow to your trampoline to try and change it into a Super Bounce
61) You wonder why real acrobats don't use Super Speeds and ramps
62) You think that by moving the mouse you're moving your head/eyes.
63) Youve been telling your parents that you havn't got your 3rd marking period report card for 2 months because you got 2 D's and an F because you were playing so much marble blast that you forgot about your homework.
64) You hide the MBG window when you go outside so that as soon as you get back inside, then you don't have to wait for it to load again.
65) You have a MBG computer desktop.
66) Your desktop background HAS to do something with Marble Blast
67) You start doodling on TextEdit/Notepad a whole string of w, a, s, d, space as if you were playing MarbleBlast, while you were supposed to be writing a 3000 word academic essay.
68) You know Marble Blast so well that you can open TextEdit/Notepad and write the whole code for a certain level from scratch. In that level, you include many interiors and their excat locations, gems, power-ups and more. You only go to see that completed level and there are barely any mistakes.
69.) You find yourself daydreaming about playing Marble Blast at every possible moment.
70.) You're always thinking of new ideas for custom levels.
71.) You look on the "Level Building" forum twice a day just to see if someone has made a new level.
72.) You constantly try to get more elite at marbling than Matan.
73.) You look up at the sky when you go outside and try to spot a Marble Blast level WAAAAYYYY up there.
74.) You fear reaching the edge of the Earth and falling "Out of Bounds".
75.) You miss Kenneth Mair and Alex Swanson, since they haven't posted for a long time.
76.) You dream of building a Marble Blast theme park.
77.) All the messages in your in-box are of people sending you custom levels.
78.) You have over 200 custom levels in your "Custom" folder.
79) You know each MBG level and know it's pathway to finish Normally or for Gold Time or for World Record as well as you know where everything is in that certain level.
80) You know each MBG Custom levels and how it's shaped and what it has. You know its name too.
81) You think of everything you see as another great idea for a MarbleBlast level.
82.) You're obsessed with making new marble textures and/or skyboxes.
83.) You constantly watch videos of Marble Blast levels.
84.) You build a house next to GarageGames' headquarters.
85.) You wish of becoming an employee at GarageGames.
86.) You wish that there was a TV channel all about Marble Blast.
87.) You are obsessed with other forum members.
88.) You stay indoors fearful that a lost, Out of Bounds marble will fall on your head.
89.) You want to own the farm, woods, and lake below each Marble Blast level.
90) You call playing marble blast a sport.
91) When you get grounded, the only thing your parents ground you from is marble blast.
92) You see every remotely round thing as a marble.
93) You have no self control about Marble Blast. Meaning you'll play Marble Blast rather than study for exams, or eat something etc.
94) Thinking and wishing that you could play Marble Blast in the middle of the exam, or have no exam and instead play Marble Blast.
95) You think that you have unlimited marblenergy.
96) You think of yourself as a marbleblastoholic.
97) You read this thread every 5 minutes
98) You can't wait for this thread to reach 100
99) You want to be the person who posts #100
100) You are the person who posts #100

[MarbleDuck]

101.) You wonder who will end up posting #200
102.) You like to write stories, poems, plays, etc. about Marble Blast.
103.) You start your own comic book series: "The Adventures of Marbleman!!!".
104.) You wish you could be Marbleman.
105.) You are Marbleman.
106.) You wish Hollywood would make a movie based on Marble Blast.
107.) You start a group called "Marbleblastaholics Anonymous".
108) Instead of saying "let's go!", you say "let's roll!".
109) You know exactly how fast the "Ready, Set, Go!" thing goes.
110) You tie a WR for a level and never give up on that level, even though you know you can't beat your time
111) You know what every single custom sky is and what each are called.
112) You have created at least 10 new threads on Garage Games.
113) You dream about you being the one to get ~15 for Ramps Reloaded.
114) Your screensaver is a video recording of a Marble Blast level.
115) Your screensaver involves Marble Blast.
116) You think that if you hold every world record for Marble Blast, you go down in history.
117) You think if you win a race, you get a gold time.
118) You think if you beat a personal best you get a gold time.
119) You post at least 100 #'s on this thread.
120) Your user name involves marbles.
121) You spend waaaaay too much time recording videos for MBG.
122) You want to be the one who gets #200.
123) One of your favorite songs is Dumas Walker by the Kentucky HeadHunters ("they'll be shootin' marbles in the back of the store")
124) You've actually spent a whole day dedicated to finding shortcuts in one level
125) You wake up and immediatly chat to your MBG friends and go play MBG at the same time.
126) Instead of songs, you sing the level tunes or the tune you have at the start-up
127) You think you will be the one to get #200
128) You've come up with at least 5 WR pathways
129) You've also came up with over 60 WRs pathways
130) You have over 1000 posts on the MBG forums and over 50 threads posted.
131) You Call Your Friend to tell him that you just beat a good time in Marble Blast.
132) You have made over 100 levels
133) You build Marble Blast levels out of blocks
134) You run and jump diagonal when you are going somewhere because you think it will make you go faster.
135) You make MBG/MBU levels from legos
136) You wonder why nobody posted on this thread for two days.
137) When you realise nobody posted in this thread you are in shock.
138) You wonder why all your other marbles don't roll like your MBG one does.
139) You wonder why your marbles break after being dropped 5 kilometers!
140) You want your car/motorcycle to have a superjump, gyrocopter and super speed abilities.
141) You wonder why no one posts here
142) You say "Go Marble Dude!" in the middle of a video recording for no apparent reason. ( youtube.com/watch?v=gfvLPfLPtFo )
143) You're thinking about changing your password to GoMarbleDude.
144.) You spend hours at a time racking your brains trying to think of something else to put in this thread
145) You search for the eternal marble [blah-blah-blah]. (can't think of an appropriate word)
146.) You don't play "Marco Polo" in the pool, you play "Nardo Polo".
147.) You consider Matan the greatest marbler ever.
148) Your wallpaper is one of the MarbleBlast textures
149) Your website has 50 references to marbleblast
150) You contributed to the Marble Blast page in Wikipedia as well as you check it often for any new updates
151) You think people should make MBU levels in MBG.
152) When you bring music to a school dance, you bring the marbleblast theme song.
153) You wonder why after every level you go out of bounds in, you don't hit the water and make a big splash!
154) You make a social studies project for school, a create your own culture project, and peoples jobs are playing Marble Blast Gold.
155) You wonder why nobody was psyched about being #150.
156) You wonder why it's taking so long to get to 200.
157) You wonder why this thread is even important.
158) If you are away from Marble Blast Gold, you go into shock.
159) You wonder why MBG/MBU aren't on a portable device.
160) When you get ready to get on the computer, the 3 things you pull up are: MSN, MBG, and "My Computer".
161) You've made at least 20 custom levels.
162) Whenever you see a custom level, you take it.
163) You can't wait for C.L.A.V.3 to come out.
164) You just now realize that it's suddenly going very fast to get to 200.
165) You try to be #200 by posting all these lame ones.
166) You still think you will be the one to get 200.
167) You think it's taking a while to get to 200.
168) You mess way up on a video, then don't even finish, but you still post the video.
169) You actually have ~5 seconds on Moto Marble-Cross.
170) You're the only one coming up with all these "You know you're addicted to Marble Blast when..."
171) You start to suspect that someone will come up with #200 when you come up with #199.
172) You think someone will come up with one just to help you along.
173) You watch a recording, don't like the view, and move the mouse to try to move the camera then get frusturated that that doesn't work.
174) You are syched about being #175 when everybody else wonders why.
175) You wonder why everybody is making lame excuses of posts just to try to be #200.
176) You wonder why Andy Patterson is making all the posts from 154-177.
177) You wonder how Andy Patterson can make 24 posts in 28 minutes.
178) You think Matan's birthday should be a worldwide holiday because he owns the most world records.
179) You think that you will someday have all 100 world records.
180) You wonder why Andy Patterson is making all these lame posts.
181) You still wonder why Andy Patterson is the only one to post here.
182) You wonder how Andy patterson can make 30 posts in 33 minutes.
183) You wonder why Andy Patterson hasn't posted yet, it's been 37 minutes!!!!!
184) You think that when you shoot a gun, the bullet gets a gyrocopter to start out with, then 5 super speeds.
185) You realize that whenever you drop something, it bounces, why can't one thing have a shock absorber.
186) You wonder why the heck can you use a shock absorber and a super bounce at the same time.
187) You wonder why the shock absorber prevails.
188) You wonder why the super bounce prevails.
189) You think, was Andy Patterson busy, or did he just have to think for a while.
190) You think, how can Andy Patterson come up with 37 of these in 1 hour and 17 minutes.
191) You realize it's getting dangerously close to 200, i'd better get 8 more fast.
192) You actually didn't think it'd get this far.
193) You way didn't think Andy Patterson would get 40 of these in 1 hour and 20 minutes.
194) You wonder how can there be terrains in the real world, after all, Alex said "NO" to terrains.
195) You gonna be 200?
196) You realise you will!
197) You get excited.
198) You post in numbers that have to do nothing with this topic.
199) And that helps you to be #200
200) You're #200.

[MarbleDuck]

201) And 201.
202) You wonder why is there an edit button and why Andy doesn't use it.
203) You wonder why Andy stopped at 194, letting Matan take over #200.
204) Will Andy stop spamming?
205) It is world-wide known that Sand is a shock absorber.
206) You are very happy that you got any of the hundreths number on this topic.
207) You want to be the 1000th number.
208) You've ever burnt out your CPU trying to go faster than Matan.
209)... or burnt out yourSELF trying to do the same.
210) ...or broken a finger from trying to beat Matan.
211) You think Matan must be from another planet since he can do all the levels so freakin' fast.
212) You purchase an IV so you can play MBG without having to eat.
213) You think that Bobby is cursed since he's not within 20 seconds of any world record.
214) ...and because his marble seems to bounce twice as hard as anyone else's.
215) ...and because he lacks the motor skills to play MBG with a mouse.
216) You wish Bobby would quit putting himself down.
217) You short-circuit your keyboard with sweaty palms while playing MBG.
218) You actually practice various MBG moves over and over.
219) You actually have beaten Matan in a few levels.
220) You think Matan or technostick wil jump in and take 300 or 400 etc.
221) You make a level, and check back 5 seconds later to see if Matan has already beaten the gold time.
222) Your primary goal in setting gold times is to make sure Matan doesn't beat it the first time he plays it.
224) in your dreams, it's always a custom life day, and you've never thought of it that way.
225) in your dreams, you never wake up in the gold time, which is by 6:30 so you can get to school on time.
226) you find world record pathways in your dreams
227) you think of a new custom level because of a conversation on MSN
228) you make waaay to many posts on this forum
229) you have converted songs on i-tunes, and play them in levels, or at least turn down the music volume in the game and play the i-tunes music over it.
230) you want to see if 1000 custom levels crashes mbg
231) you want to create your own power-up that's INVISIBLE
232) you are going to create a custom level with a power-up that everytime you take it it makes a 30 second time bonus
233) you will have that hidden where no one will look, and it will be TINY
234) you have beaten slingshot, that custom level.
235) You know you're addicted to MBG when you can say which number you contributed from memory after about 3 weeks.
236) You think that a basketball is a marble and your driveway is a Marble Blast level.
237) you roll marbles around on the floor, trying to keep them in bounds
238) You start to draw marble blast on a piece of paper
239) You start making games like marble blast and MBG with GameMaker, PureBasic or DarkBasic
240) You put a MBG screenshot on your christmas card
241) You reconfigure Marble Blast so it's multiplayer and ask your girlfriend to play there with you instead of going on a date
242) You ask Santa(Really Your Parents)to give you marbles for christmas
243) You do a computer apps project on MBG
244) You ask your biology teacher why she marked you wrong when you said that a marble was the basic unit of life.
281) You are one of the creators for Marble Blast Platinum
282) You made your own popular Marble Blast Forums
283) You have over 400 videos on YouTube with Marble Blast
285.) You can't wait for MBP to come out.
286.) You check the forums every day to see if MBP has been released.
287.) ...when it isn't, you plot ways to murder all the MBP staff members.
288.) Every day you post questions asking when MBP will come out, what's in it, where and how it will be downloaded, etc, etc.
289.) ...You get banned for doing so.
290.) You decide to create your own Marble Blast mod.
291.) You start a Marble Blast quiz topic.
292.) ...when no one answers, you scream at everybody.
293.) You create 20 custom levels a day.
294.) You've won Level of the Month...EVERY month.
295.) You wish Matan would get a Mac.
296.) You wish you had a computer that could run Quark.
297.) All you listen to on iTunes is MBG and MBP music.
298.) You realize how close it is to 300.
299.) You want to get 300.
300.) You get 300!

[MarbleDuck]

301.) You think it's time for Andrew Sears to stop and let someone else come up with some jokes.
302.) You make at least three difs every week.
303.) You have a blog on the Marble Blast Forums.
304.) You think number "127" is hilarious...even though it isn't.
305.) Your ppd rating is over 10.
306.) You bought a laptop specifically to play Marble Blast on the go.
307.) You have modded Marble Blast so that it can be played on your cell phone!
308.) You tried to program a 2D MarbleBlast into your Graphing Calculator using only BASIC. (one of my friends is guilty; but it is not possible in BASIC alone, so he quit. IS possible using ASM though)
309.) You have watched all 4XX movies Matan has posted on Youtube.
310.) You talk like '5.XX' all the time.

EDIT: (Guilty of both...)
EDIT EDIT: thought of another one...

311.) Your avatar is the Google Video Desktop Uploader icon.
312.) You design custom levels in school...all the time.
313) You design them at University as well instead of listening to lectures.
314: During the fireworks on the 4th of july, you look for the finish pad.
315) Your fireworks for the fourth included bubbles, smoke, stars, saturn shapes, and little twirly things.
316) You make a MBG level for a school maths project (no offence!)
317.) You wish you could import the maps from Battlefront into MBG.
318) STUPID <EDITED BY MD
319) You make a vid explaining why you are/aren't addicted to MB
320) You have 9 folders of MB
321)You're in awe because this post is decending!
322) You love the forums so much, you have them as the home page of your web browser. <MD IS GUILTY
323) STUPID
324.) You can't wait for the MBP demo to come out.
325) You're so anxious to make a level for MBP, you're going to use the textures provided with the demo to illegally make one in the hope that Matan will add it to MBP. (Then you get banned from the forums
326) You have submitted times on all the MBP demo levels to the WR topic.
327) You are FLABBERGASTED that there have been no posts in the Level Building board for over a week!
328) You have spent at least an hour a day playing the demo since it came out.
329) You have gotten Platinum or Ultimate times on all of the levels.
330) You have posted at least 50 of these.
331) MBP is all you think about.
332) You want to join MBP staff. (guilty but I'm sure ALL of us are guilty)
333) You ARE in MBP staff. (lucky)
334) You have read ALL of the other 333 numbers.
335) You want Marble Blast on the Wii.
336. You bombard GG with mail on MBW. (not guilty)
337. You think of your best levels in School (guilty)
338) You design at least one level a week entirely at school.
339) You come up with the perfect level at school, but you forget it and create a different one. (guilty)
340) You come up with the perfect level while building a different level, but forget it before you have a chance to finish the first one. (come on, only a REAL addict could do such a thing....) *couguiltygh*
341 is boring
342) Matan makes a post about how addicted he is to Marble Blast
343) You reply to his post
44) You have over 5 level ideas that you plan to build soon
345) You have made at least 4 custom skyboxes or custom marbles.
346) You are dressing up as the MBG Marble for Halloween
347) you dress up as the Finish Pad for Halloween and spend the whole day running from the Marble
348) You dress up as the SuperBounce and spend the day turning in circles. Also, people try to jump on you because you look like a trampoline
349) You feel as a marble! (very quilty)

350) You buy a marble from the shop and paint it to look just like Marble Blast marble.

351) You do the "350" again and again
352) you look outside and are like WOW nice skybox!
353) you see glass and are like WOAH see through interior how the hell........?
355) You post something in the Time Capsule topic.
356) you cant wait to "open" pandoras box
357) You find the Easter Egg without cheating on Pandora's Box.
358) You partake in Marble Blast holiday spam-vents.
359) You changed your name to something Luke-based for Haloween.
360) You don´t play any other games, than MB games.

361) You have Quark and Constructor.

362) You start ing, if your parents wontn´t let you play MB.

363) You have started MBA and MBP (no one)

364) You play AT LEAST 1h MB in a day.

365) You plan a level or anything to MB games in school, bed, home, ect.
366) You dream of having a Marble Blast - Graphing Calculator edition!
367.) You are shocked when you realize you haven't built a level in almost a month.
368) When it becomes a religion
369) You pray God (the Marble)
370) You get 12/17 WRs on the MBP Demo after a week (guilty)
371) You have to play Guitar Hero 3 to calm down instead of annoying Matan with: When is MBP released? When? When? When? When? WHEN!!?!!
372) You know that Matan is the greatest Marbler!
73) You pray to Matan as a god
374) You try to create a new account called "matan" but when the real Matan finds out he bans you, installs spyware on your computer, and hacks youy PayPal account (no, im not guilty)
375) You paint your feet with red and yellow stars so that when you jump it looks like the marble.
376) You tattoo your feet for the same reason.
377) You paint OTHER peoples feet for the same reason.
378) you TATTOO other peoples feet for the same reason.
379) You will paint a country to look like Natural Selection, Battlements, Ordeal, ect.

380) When you look at a motocross track, it looks like Marble Motocros.

381) When you look at the floor, you think: "Oh, nice texture... Maybe I can find it from the "interiors" folder...".
382) You continuously jump into walls hoping you'll find a faster way onto the roof than a ladder

383) You spend your weekend looking for the Time Travels

384) You pretend that package of sweetarts are a bunch of gems, so you hide them around your house and attempt to beat your own time.

385) You post the 400th reason about "You know you're addicted to Marble Blast when
86: You post here in thias thread. (OF COURSE I'M GUILTY.)
387: You jump when you're swimming so you don't go "oob" ( NG=not guilty).
388: Your bed has something to do with MB (NG)
389: You want spot 400.
390: You think of MB levels EVERYWHERE. (NG)
391: You have played MB for 4 Yrs (almost but NG)
392: You have memorized all of the WR times. (NG)
393: You have set some yourself. (ALMOST. SO CLOSE.
394: You may at some point or another throw yourself into a canyon seeming to think that you will be able to bounce off the ground and up onto the other side.
395) You control yourself with A, W, S and D.
396) You like typing testcheats=1; in your real life, because you can fly then!
397) You hope, that Marblexia doesn´t attakc to your home.
398) You by a sping and an arrow from the shop, and hope, you can jump on to the top of a 8x8x48 skycaper.
399) You have a shocabsorver in the shelf, waiting for next use.
400) You posted 400th post to "You know you're addicted to Marble Blast when..."!!

[MarbleDuck]

401) Your fireworks are the same ones as MBG.
402) You're got gold times on every level.
403) Every time you been asked a question you always reply with MBG.
404) You know that you can run faster with diagonal movent.
405) You cannot stand anything that is not related to marble blast. ( well...almost guilty)
406) MBP is the only thing you want for Christmas.
407) No matter what your doing you play MBG at the same time.
408) You wish that there was a program about MBG.
409) You can't cross a hole so you rip the top off the Helicopter and Inplant it into your head so you can fly across.
410) Every New year's day you expect a new marble for you.
411) When you run the 100 meter race you make lots of superspeeds and run in diagonal movement, Jumping all the time.
412) You try and replicate MBG levels by hand and beat it in WR time. (that would be cool!
413) You will thinking marble blast even you are having your exam.
414) Some numbers will make you remember the world record times.
415) You want to modify everything in Marble Blast.
416) You post once at least in the Marble Blast Forums.
417) You can forget your homework and play Marble Blast!
418) You have a longer reply than Matan!
419) you beat every bigener level in marble blast gold!420) You make useless spam posts in this topic to increase your post count.
421) You know what MBF means
422) You know more then one thing MBF could mean.
423) You know all mods in Marble Blast.
424) You signed up for the InstantAction Marble Blast, and plan to own Matan, Oakster, Technostick and Pascal.
425) And you fail in doing so.
426) You make your own marble models to marbleblast. <MD MADE A MB DIORAMA
427) your "addictions" turn from simply playing MarbleBlast obsessively to actually modifying the game.
428) You plan on participating in all of the new level competitions.
429) You WIN all of the new level competitions.
430) You can modify almost anything of MB.
431) You know why lukie is evil!
432) You laugh at how no one has posted comments on Lukie's latest level in the GG forums.
433) You resolve, like me, not to post comments and to ignore him totally.
434) You put a picture of Marble Blast as your desktop
435) You call your teacher Marblaxia
436) You search the world for Matan so you can use his computer
437) You look for marbleblast on government websites
438) You think the bouncy balls you buy at the store can use Superspeeds or Superjumps.
439) You keep coming back to the forums IN YOUR FUCKING HOLIDAYS
440) ... and the laptop has MB in it ;P
441) You run up a tab of >$20 on the forums in an internet cafe.
442) You come to the forums even though you have your only computer with MB on it was taken away
443) You come on the forums when you're supposed to be doing stupid exercises in Microsoft Word. (not guilty atm )
444) You waited for 443 to be posted on this topic and unhappy u didnt get 404
445) You really want to get #500.
446) Your nickname has the word "marble" somewhere in it.
(Like Ottomarble)
447) You have finished the (stupid @$€#!) train-level.
448) You have made a nice model for the train.
449) You are playing too much marble blast, and your parents say, you should play less. (Very guilty, and I am! )
450) You know, that there is only 50 posts left to 500. And you also know, that you will grab that. !
451) You eat marbles for breakfast, luch, and dinner, even at midnight.
452) You sue you parents for not letting you play MB
453) Your favourite thing to play other than MB is a marble run machine
454) Your favourite thing to do as a baby was to roll around
455) When you die, you will die by going OOB.
456) When you borned, you spawned to the world.
457) You try to collect all the gems, before you go OOB (die) and finish to get to the level "stairway to heaven".
458) You hope, that someone sometime releases a book, CD, Movie and TV-show of marbleblast.
459) You know, that it would be cool to get a DVD containing all the videos of marbleblast, ever made.
461: You memorize EVERY players name on this forum
462: You come on every day just to see if a new MBP patch was made. (guilty)
463.) You sue GG for not making a Mac version of MBO.
463: You don't need to cheat to answer the MB quizzes.
464: You are sad when a active member has gone. (Lol 464 is Moshe's posts when he was retired.)
466) You have beat Matan in a real MBO match!
467) You play marbles everywhere, inside, outside, on the floor, in a bus, in a train, everywhere.
468) Everything you do in your life has to relate to marbles in some way
469) You had some intense matches with Hikaru and NardoPolo today
470) When you dream, you got 99% dream about Marble Blast.
471) You play Marble Blast even in your dreams.
472) You are saying "loml" instead of lol. (lot of marble laugh)
473) You say your girlfriend wasn't very fast today.
474) You'll be told to get off the computer at 9pm and will stay up till 3am to finish "one more level"
475) You're counting up to 500 reasons why you're addicted to Marble Blast.
476) You own "the IA Person" on Ziggurat. Totally.
477) You've played every version of Marble Blast and you think that MBP is the best.
478) You WILL make an ownage computer thats better than everyone elses, and even though it has extremly good graphics you will still play Marble Blast.
479) You are posting too many things to this thread.
480) You set your alarm to 5:10am in order to play MBO.
481) You are upset with yourself for not getting up until 5:20am.
82) U are trying to "wall-hit" at ur home wall and u crash ur head.
483) U are playing MBO 3 hours per day.
484) U are doing a triple jump in the hallway of school and when the teacer comes u are saying "I just edge hit"
485) U are buying a ball from the shop and u are playing MB at ur MB posters.
486) U are doing a video and u are waiting for the best MB comments
487) U are posting at the forum.
488) U are working 5 hours per day at constructor to made a special dif for ur MB level.
489) You look around your school high and low to see if you find misalighnments. < HAAAAAAHAHAHA
490) You dont know any other game apart from MB.
492) You wish your job was to play MB hours on end.

[MarbleDuck]

511) But they are on the topic of getting to a certain # .
512) You have correctly answered a riddle in Oaky's Riddle Game.
514) And you also want to be the one who posts #567.
515) You're playing an FPS game and you find yourself moving diagonally to go faster.
516) You always edit your previous post saying about that you have how many posts. (So guilty)
517) You get your computer fucked up with a virus, but dont delete your hard drive because you still want to play Marble Blast.
521) You want to lock this topic for good and get rid of the last 250 posts or more coz they sucked.
522) You have a strong emotional response to 521. (guitly)
523) You think that the smilies in these forums are marbles with faces.
524) Wants to get the last number that locks the topic.

uhhhh... lock the topic if you don't want it.

[Pablo]

Locked to preserve this finished copy.

Post any suggestions in the old thread.

Thanks, MD!

[MarbleDuck]

oops. I deleted it. Would you like me to make another?
Sorry. Very sorry.

[Pablo]

You removed it completely?