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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 19:48:32 GMT
Sporlo, before attacking, decided to buy Ian 10,000 new machine guns as a belated birthday present. Then, Sporlo extended the whisk towards Ian's army, and destroyed it with a single sweep. It was the power of the Noglingy Forjent that was contained inside that whisk, and when used by its creator, it could do ANYTHING! So, the great war ended and Sporlo revived Hammple with the power of the Noglingy Forjent, and bought Ian two new night caps.
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 19:49:50 GMT
Then Sporlo gave Ian $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. Then technostick...
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Post by Ian on Jan 3, 2007 19:57:47 GMT
Noticed that Tech Geek actually created the thread. Tech Geek jumped in and used his powers to blow Sporlo up. However...
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 20:03:13 GMT
He accidentally tripped over a Lady Bug and dropped the rocket engine. It ignited, flew to the moon, blew up the moon, and then turned into a night cap. Sporlo asked if he could buy that cap for Ian. Someone said yes. So, Sporlo bought Ian a new night cap and mailed it to him. Then Tech Geek, unharmed, decided to delete this thread. Unfortunately, the dead and gruesome remains of Ian's army were just too much for TG. So TG vomitted on his pet cat. The vomit then made the cat morph into a Purple Dragon. Matan's IRD (Isreali Red Dragon) then challenged TG's PD (Purple Dragon). So, the great battle between IRD and PD BEGAN!
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Post by techgeekmbg on Jan 3, 2007 20:38:57 GMT
MY Purple dragon called the EHMAZIF (Emergency Howler Monkey and Zeus Impersonator Force) who promptly killed IRD! Matan got so mad he modified a cattle prod using his extreme MBG skills to control PD to kill me. I stopped Pd just in time, and I...
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 21:22:10 GMT
Bought Ian a new box of cereal. Then...
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Post by robotmarble on Jan 3, 2007 21:54:36 GMT
He ripped out his splene! A drop of Blood feel from hample into Luke's(Who Randomly Appeared) Mounth. The Blood burned through Luke's Esophigus and Blew him Up (Yahhhh). Hample Said to Ian That his feet were orange too. Then a big cow feel from the sky and squashed hample's butt. Matan walked up licking a lolly pop and said " We need more levels like this. Why don't we make this the next community group level." Robot-Marble Grew 4 times bigger with his Supper Grow and used his Teleport to move the cow to sisilly where it feel on and killed 2 unsuspecting tourist Who just happened to be Luke SkyWalker and Obi Wan. Then The Dominion came and the Jem'Hadar Slaughtered everybody. The Founders Went to the beach and started sunbathing. Then an Enormous venemous snake came and...
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Post by Ian on Jan 3, 2007 21:57:17 GMT
Did you write that while Sporlo was?
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 22:24:13 GMT
No.
(Back to the story)
[came and...] bit someone. That person was Ian because he wasn't following the rules about actually contributing and not saying extraneous things. Then Sporlo bought Ian a new bird named Birdie Nom Nom. He...
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 22:25:28 GMT
Was killed by Sporlo. Then.../././././././././.
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Post by Ian on Jan 3, 2007 22:43:35 GMT
Ian came in and said "This story is just getting way too confusing. It started with RMs confusing post, and the next two posts by Sporlo were just as confusing, and this just sucks. I'm using my time machine to travel back to when I got Birdie Num Num but before he got killed by Sporlo, and escape from this madness." Ian steps into his time machine, and travels back to when he got Birdie Num Num. There, he saw Sporlo giving him to another Ian, so Ian snatched Birdie Num Num away from Ian and ran off. However, while he was running...
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 3, 2007 22:56:36 GMT
Lonestar Bumped into Ian. Lonestar exclaimed, "Whoa! Cool Bird! Can I kill it?" Ian replied saying, "No, but you can kill Birdie Nom Nom." So LS slit BNNom's throat and paid Ian a Billion Dollars!
Then suddenly, Sporlo asked Lonestar to do a good job making a vid out of this. He also asked when the Noglingy Forjent would be finished. Lonestar, in reply, Morphed into a cowboy and moved to the Wild Wild West.
Even more suddenly, Ian decided to skip this whole story and Travel into the distant FUTURE. So he did. In the future, where everything that was mentioned earlier didn't exist, Ian decided to...
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Post by Lonestar on Jan 4, 2007 0:12:41 GMT
See what kind of TV they have in the future. He used the couple billion dollars Lonestar and Sporlo had given him to buy a big house, a mile-long TV, and a new iMacG12. It was awesome. While he was out-and-about, window shopping for some kind of hoverboard/flying car, he ran in to Lonestar the 34th! Lonestar's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson! They...
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Post by Ian on Jan 4, 2007 1:27:19 GMT
Decided to train Birdie Num Num to use laser eyes to zap anyone who tries to kill him again. Then, out of nowhere, came a...
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Post by Perishingflames on Jan 4, 2007 1:30:01 GMT
despicable creature called al gore who tried to trick Birdie Num Num into believing that manbearpig was nearby, and so Birdie Num Num...
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Post by Ian on Jan 4, 2007 1:42:54 GMT
Used his laser eyes to kill Al Gore. Then he...
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 4, 2007 15:23:47 GMT
Had a feast of Sunflower seeds! It was...
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Post by Ian on Jan 5, 2007 0:30:59 GMT
delicious. Then they saw somebody. It looked like a robot cat. It was Future Hammple! He said, "You forgot me! I had to wait 9,872 years! The first 1000 years were the worst. The third 1000 years I was arrested for a crime I didn't do. I was in jail for the next 5000 years. Then they let me out. And now I am really angry" he said. So he...
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Post by moshe on Jan 5, 2007 3:33:16 GMT
[not part of the story] When Ian said "So he..." in his last post, he was referring to Hammple, and it wouldn't make sense that Hammple "zapped Hammple"[/not part of the story]
[option 2]reached out with his arms, which morphed into laser cannons because he now had robotic body parts, and shot a ball of energy, which killed everyone except for Birdie Num Num. Birdie Num Num chirped with delight and perched himself on Hammple's shoulder, who declared: "Its MY story now" Hammple walked towards a mountain in the distance and told Birdie Num Num all about how he was in jail for 1000 years because he WAS guilty. He explained to Birdie Num Num how he vowed revenge on AFLAC for not allowing him to become a member, and stole the kitchen whisk, later using it and a horde of noodles he had recruited to wage war on AFLAC. He won but was eventually arrested and lost his whisk. Birdie Num Num didn't seem t understand but was content on Hammple's shoulder. They got to the mountain and then[/option 2]
[not part of the story] hows that? [/not part of the story]
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Post by Skiiz on Jan 5, 2007 13:39:37 GMT
(not part of the story) Cuz they met Future Hammple in the present, but ahhh who cares..I'll just delete my post and add some of it after your post...(/not part of the story) Mutant mice kidnapped Hammple, and kept him in their prison, which was guarded by a Monkey, who had a deadly nunchuk in his hand EDIT: Ah, I see moshe posted my prior post after his in the full story...that makes more sense. So just disregard my post here.
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Post by Ian on Jan 5, 2007 20:53:44 GMT
The ghost of Ian came down from heaven. He saw Future Hammple and grabbed Birdie Num Num. Hammple said "Hey! Give him back!" Ian shook his head and sayed "No. I want him to survive." "What do you mean?" said Hammple. Then, the temperature started to go up. Very high. Over 250 degrees. People fled from the city below, which was melting. The sky turned a hazy red. The people screamed "The main cooling machine broke! We're all doomed!" Then Birdie Num Num remembered something: GLOBAL WARMING! Ian took Birdie Num Num up to heaven where he would be safe, and Future Hammple, being made with metal, started to melt. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried. When he was nothing but a puddle of liquid metal...
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Post by Ross (gone YET AGAIN) on Jan 6, 2007 2:15:27 GMT
R.Stanley fell out of a combustion toaster. He put the liquid metal in the freezer, then it turned into a giant Luke. Then R.Stanley (who was now spitting toast out his eye) said...
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Post by Ian on Jan 6, 2007 2:26:43 GMT
"IS THAT RANDOMNESS OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?" and melted.
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Post by Lonestar on Jan 6, 2007 2:27:33 GMT
"Aww, CRAP! I didn't mean for that to happen!" The giant Luke...
EDIT: Oh! Ian posted before me. Who do we go with?
EDIT EDIT: Nevermind, it does make sense!
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Post by Sporlo on Jan 6, 2007 2:35:38 GMT
Immediately disappeared before TG came and scolded everyone for saying his name.
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Post by Ian on Jan 6, 2007 13:57:58 GMT
"Aww, CRAP! I didn't mean for that to happen!" The giant Luke... EDIT: Oh! Ian posted before me. Who do we go with? Answer: Both! Look at it, it makes sense!
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Post by Ross (gone YET AGAIN) on Jan 7, 2007 3:20:25 GMT
While rstanley was a puddle of melted user, he began to flow down the hill, into the grass field, which was now on fire. He died a horrible death. Oh wait, he died when he melted. Howerver...
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Post by Skiiz on Jan 7, 2007 16:02:04 GMT
The giant Luke was still alive. Suddenly, Ian and Birdie Num Num came down from the heavens and zapped the giant Luke. Luke turned into a puddle of melted user, and flowed down the hill, into the grass field, just like rstanley. However, the two melted puddles of giant Luke and rstanley merged together, and turned into Luke R. Stanley!!!
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Post by Ian on Jan 7, 2007 23:29:40 GMT
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Post by Ross (gone YET AGAIN) on Jan 8, 2007 21:10:14 GMT
R.Stanley said "Wait. Luke's a bitch." He then separated from Luke. He then cracked Luke's metal buttocks with a hammer. Then...
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