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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 15, 2006 20:22:29 GMT
I will start this one. Feel free to use as many words as you like.
One day Hammple met Luke again. Hammple...
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Post by moshe on Dec 15, 2006 20:49:56 GMT
was as shocked as Macbeth was when he saw Banquo at the banquet, so Luke , with the element of suprise, took a candycane and started to...
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Post by Ian on Dec 15, 2006 20:54:45 GMT
Rub it on his feet. Hammple decided to...
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Post by Sporlo on Dec 15, 2006 21:35:22 GMT
swipe the candycane from Luke. He sterilized it and then threw it away. (he thought that if he just threw it away without sterilizing it, it might attract mutated unknown viruses to the earth from far-away planets)
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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 16, 2006 0:08:59 GMT
Luke then got so mad, and he...
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Post by Ross (gone YET AGAIN) on Dec 16, 2006 13:31:39 GMT
shot Hammple with a .22. But, since Luke was such a bad shot, he shot himself.
While he was on the floor bleeding:
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Post by Sporlo on Dec 16, 2006 14:20:59 GMT
the rare occurance of spontaneous combustion occured at that moment to Luke!
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Post by Skiiz on Dec 16, 2006 14:35:03 GMT
He burst into flames, and caught Hammple on fire. Then, they started to fight, and both fell into a lake. So, then they weren't on fire anymore. Then an alien UFO came down on the lake, and it glowed a strange green color...
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Post by Ian on Dec 16, 2006 15:13:08 GMT
And the lake turned into an army of mutant vedgetables! The mutant tomatoes, onions, and corn walked up to them and...
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Post by Sporlo on Dec 16, 2006 15:14:48 GMT
started to stuff themselves into their mouths! Hammple and Luke then both got a terrible case of indigestion!
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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 16, 2006 15:37:11 GMT
They apologized for ever eating veggies, and barfed all of them back up. The veggies then...
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Post by Ian on Dec 16, 2006 15:43:27 GMT
Turned into a wonderful buffet of chinese food! Hammple set down and hapilly ate all of the Pecan Raviolis, Chicken, Baby Bokchoi, Lomain Noodles, Boneless spare ribs, beef chaofoon, and...
*Can't bear the hunger and rushes off to the chinese restraunt*
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 19, 2006 3:44:44 GMT
Shoved some of it into Luke's nose. Luke was too stupid to breath through his mouth, and died.
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Post by Sporlo on Dec 19, 2006 12:49:00 GMT
The next day, while Hammple was wandering in the woods, a large sea urchin appeared attached to a tree. The sea urchin...
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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 24, 2006 13:27:55 GMT
called to his alien friends, and they...
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Post by Sporlo on Dec 24, 2006 14:24:39 GMT
decided to recruit Hammple into the AFLAC. (or the Alien Forces Living At Chicago). Hammple accepted. They said in three weeks time, Hammple would start his training. ...
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Post by Skiiz on Dec 24, 2006 15:07:00 GMT
When three weeks passed, Hammple was magically warped to the mystical alien training facility. He was scared...
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 29, 2006 2:02:29 GMT
and wet himself. But that was nothing compared to what he saw next. It was...
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 29, 2006 4:26:01 GMT
(no one is logged on right now, and I'm bored, so I'll answer myself)
A bunny slipper. But not just a bunny slipper. A bunny slipper so big, he couldn't see the top. A bunny slipper of such massive proportions, it made him look like something really.... small. Hammple couldn't begin to imagine what it was doing here. The alien explained:...
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Post by moshe on Dec 29, 2006 6:31:31 GMT
"This is the BOT, Bunny of Terror" Hammple looked far off into the distance and saw an identical bunny slipper, then looked straight up and realized that it was actually a huge bunny-slipper-wearing-bunny. "in order to become a member of AFLAC, you must defeat the BOT in battle" Hammple was presented with a wide array of weapons to choose from: Weapons so weird that he couldn't tell what in the world each did, and picked one at random. It looked like a...
[tell what it looked like, then the alien says something like "ahh... wise choice, you have chosen the...whatever" then progress to fight scene, where the weapon holds extraordinary powers]
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Post by Skiiz on Dec 29, 2006 14:00:55 GMT
Strange ovalish shaped thing. The alien stated, "Wise choice, young Hammple. You have chosen an esteemed weapon. It is known as the...kitchen whisk. Now it is time to prove your worth. Fight the BOT!!!! Let the fight begin!!" The BOT slowly lumbered towards Hammple. The cat tried to whack the BOT with the kitchen whisk. However, the BOT simply knocked it away, far away from Hammple. Then, the BOT tried to smash Hammple, but Hammple swiftly dodged, and ran to the kitchen whisk. Just as Hammple picked up the whisk, the BOT kicked him. "EEEEKKK!!", Hammple screeched. The alien gasped, "He said the words...". Suddenly, a golden glow came from the whisk..
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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 29, 2006 14:05:41 GMT
He realized it was a laser! Not thinking at all, he accidentally shot himself. In heaven, God decided he should give Hammple his life back. After that, at the fight, Hammple...
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Post by Ian on Dec 31, 2006 14:19:44 GMT
Decided to make friends with the BOT. The alien said "Aww, that's nice." and walked to the bathroom. Hammple and the BOT then...
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 31, 2006 17:23:45 GMT
...realized that neither of them had to go to the bathroom. So they went to the kitchen to see if there were any good snacks. In the kitchen, the toaster began to talk, and it told them...
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Post by techgeekmbg on Dec 31, 2006 17:45:03 GMT
to put metal in it! They decided to, and they got ZAPPED! Ouch! They...
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 31, 2006 17:46:36 GMT
...threw the toaster in the oven and set it to 425 degrees, and let it bake for three hours, to get revenge.
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Post by Skiiz on Dec 31, 2006 22:07:02 GMT
After the three hours, Hammple and the BOT took the toaster out of the oven, only to find out that the toaster had morphed into a blue dragon, which then meta morphed into a purple donkey.
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Post by Lonestar on Dec 31, 2006 22:19:54 GMT
Then it bucked BOT out a window. Hammple...
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Post by Ross (gone YET AGAIN) on Dec 31, 2006 22:35:26 GMT
went for his free root canal, which he bought with his SBLOUNCKHED! bar.
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Post by Ian on Dec 31, 2006 22:48:10 GMT
Then he went back the the kitchen and used his root canal to kill the donkey. He want to rescue the BOT, but before he could jump out the window, he remembered he ate all that chineese food earlier. THE GOD OF MSG CAME AND BLOCKED THE WINDOW! Then began a bloody battle between the MSG god and Hammple. The MSG god attacked Hammple...
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