LOL, I love that story! Here, I made one, it's a little weird but whatever: Weather Forecast
Hi, I'm Matan Weissman with your red weather forecast.
Today, we will have a high of 47 degrees and the sun will be awesome. It looks like we have some blood clouds moving in from the east in the late afternoon, which should make the 5 o'clock marble more fast than usual.
This evening after the blood clouds pass though there will be gusty marbles with a marbles chill of 119 degrees. If you're going to marbling out during this time, make sure you wear your marbles-breaker.
The rest of the week will be very special, good weather for jumping. Again, I'm Matan Weissman and that's my red forecast.